So at the end of each working day, my colleague and I listen to a few tunes on Spotify. We enjoy a pre-workout shake which does nothing to improve our health or make us bigger or train any harder but the high dose of caffeine makes us happy enough about life that we get to the gym before the kick wears off and we hate ourselves again.
One afternoon, Shamir comes on. Having never heard “On The Regular” before and without letting on that he might actually fancy my taste in music, he takes a sneaky look at the song title and goes home to download it for his own Spotify enjoyment.
So the next time a pre-workout shake music session begins, we listen to his playlists (mostly rubbish) but Shamir comes on. To which he proclaims how much he loves the song and how he thinks she sounds really hot. My mate was in love with the sultry, sassy voice of Shamir.
Below is a clip of the beautiful temptress that my mate now longs for… finding out she was a he seemed to crush him at first like a man who’d just been Catfished but I don’t think it’s stopped him. Love is not as simple as a tap you can turn on and off I guess.
For the record, Shamir is incredibly pretty… male yes… but pretty, undoubtedly.