So another year over and my what a year it’s been. Now I don’t want to dull the tone and talk about the year in politics, but it’s looking like I’m about to. But rest assured, I know how important it is to sex things up so the kids will listen so I thought I’d share with you my discovery of 2013: how uncannily similar my sex life has been to the Australian Labor party throughout 2013. Unfortunately I can’t actually sex it up too much because, well there was no sex per se.
Now I know the saying that sex and politics don’t mix, but that’s another reason why my sex life works so well for this political discussion.
Just as Juliar, I started off 2013 on fairly shaky footing, with my approval ratings from my previous relationship at abysmal levels. Nonetheless I decided to announce to my friends that I’d find a girlfriend by September. To my face they’re supportive, but I later hear that they’ve been casting significant doubts as to whether giving myself so long would even make a difference.